The Almighty Studios ten commandments
1. NO CHILDREN ALLOWED
2. NO Checks
3. NO Drunks or Drugs
4. Dont bring your music (we do not wanna hear it!)
5. NO jewelry returns*
*-if piece is defective we will replace it if returned less than 24 hours from purchase
6. NO CASH REFUNDS
on deposits, jewelry, services, or merchandise
7. Tattoos are $20 set up fee and $60 per hour NO HAGGELING!!!
8. NO PETS
9. You may have ONE person with you in back.
10. You must be 18 with I.D. for ANY procedure**
**parent may sign for piercing- but waiver must be notarized.
Now It is time for answers to your Frequently asked questions
Q. Im under 18, however my parents are willing to sign a waiver saying I can get a tattoo, is that okay?
A. NO. IF YOU'RE NOT 18, WE WILL NOT TATTOO YOU!
however your parents may sign for you to get a piercing.
Q. Is it possible for me to get HIV or other bloodborne pathogens from your tattoos?
A. NO. Not only do we use brand new needles, we also sterilyze EVERYTHING before using it! We have a proud spotless record with the county health department, and we plan to keep it that way!!!
Q. Do tattoos hurt?
A. Yes.
Q. Will you numb me before tattoo'ing me?
A. Dont be a baby!! no freaking way!
Q. I want a tattoo, when can I get one?
A. Ryan is by appointment only, if you want Ryan to tattoo you- come down to the shop and schedule an appointment. However, Cass is our walk-in artist and is available Wednesday-Friday 9 am - 5 pm. FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!!!
Q. I want a piercing, do I need an appointment?
A. No. All piercings are walk-in friendly! SO COME ON DOWN!!!
Q. Why dont you advertise your piercing prices?
A. less qualified "tattoo undercutters" would discount our prices. Believe us, are piercings are affordable and are high quality! Besides, when shopping for a body piercing- wouldn't a bargain be the last thing you're looking for?
Q. ...so is there REALLY a corpse in the coffin by the jewelry case?
A. Yes. pay a dollar and see it! (its so worth it).
Q. Will you guys tattoo ANYTHING on me?
A. We will tattoo whatever you wish, WE DONT JUDGE!!!
Q. Is it true I can get a 200 dollar reward for turning in an uncertified tattoo artist?!
A. YES! If you have been tattoo'd by a "scratcher" or a shady tattoo artist and you prosecute them- at the moment of their conviction, we will pay you 200 bucks for getting that piece of shit off the street!
Q. Why dont you love Lucy?
A. Lucy was a slut.
Q. I know a tattoo artist that will do it cheaper, do you price match?
A. No. A good tattoo isn't cheap, and a cheap tattoo isn't good.
Q. Look, I have an old tattoo...and uh...I really, dont know...what I was thinking...
A. We are really good at cover-up tattoos. Just come in and get your old artwork re-vamped into something spectacular.
Q. What kind of people get tattoos?
A. All sorts of people. We've tattoo'd musicians, models, judges, police officers, firefighters, EMT's, mom's, dad's,- its expression, enjoy your skin while you're in it!
Q. How much more does it cost for you to use Ultraviolet Ink that glows under blacklights??
A. It's actually the same price as getting a regular tattoo.
Q. Can my kids watch me get a tattoo?
A. No.